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Original comedy sketches and blog posts (nsfw, lol)

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FAQ / Blog

Q: WHERE IS HOTDAMNTV'S BLOG!?!?!? I care so much!!!
A: We appreciate your enthusiasm. It's RIGHT HERE.
Q: What the hell is HotDamnTV? Why should I care?
A: We're a sketch comedy group based in southern California, and you should care because our videos are better than 90% of all the cancer on Youtube. Also our blog is funny.
Q: I see that Aaron Ryder, Russell Carpenter, John Landis, Edgar Wright, Madelyn Marie, Mega64, derrickcomedy, and Bob $tencil have all made cameos in your videos. Why aren't you guys famous?
A: Because Ben Savage, Megan Fox, and Josh Brolin teamed up to have us all blacklisted.
Q: Are you guys qualified to be making comedy lulz? Let's see some credentials.
A: TK has a Bachelor's in TV-Film and used to work at NBC and Girls Gone Wild, Alex was voted Class Clown senior year of High School, and Grant was on MTV's Next.
Q: That's not that impressive. Show me some more credentials or I'm leaving your website forever.
A: HotDamnTV has been seen on ABC Nightline, Gawwk, Youtube, Know Your Meme, Facebook, Reddit, Fark, Blogspot, Hulu, Digg, 105.3's Mikey Morning Show, Spiked Humor, Celebuzz, 4chanarchive.org, NBC.com, Funny or Die, G4, and Yahoo! News.
Q: omg I was totally in that one video that you guys shot, when are you going to post it so I can show my friends lol?
A: Whenever we feel like it.
Q: I love it when you post original comics on your blog, but why don't you do it more often?
A: We're not talented enough to draw funny stuff consistently. For hilarious comics on a regular basis, go here.
Q: Is TK actually going to shoot a sex tape with Megan Fox?
A: It will require a little bit of extra paperwork, since Megan Fox is a SAG actress and all of HotDamnTV's videos are non-union, but it's doable. We're still waiting for Lorrie and Chuck (Fox's agents at ICM) to return our calls.
Q: What does the scouter say about your guys' power levels lol?
A: Last time we checked it was 8,999.

Videos

Crafty - Ballast PointCrafty - Ballast Point Crafty - Stone Brewing CoCrafty - Stone Brewing Co Craft Beer Awareness PSACraft Beer Awareness PSA Pepsi vs. CokePepsi vs. Coke A Great TragedyA Great Tragedy So Cal Tsunami ReliefSo Cal Tsunami Relief Eclipse - Tent SceneEclipse - Tent Scene Eclipse - Tent BloopersEclipse - Tent Bloopers Grant At The MorgueGrant At The Morgue The Sexy PizzaboyThe Sexy Pizzaboy Epic Fail - 3OH!3Epic Fail - 3OH!3 In Loving MemoryIn Loving Memory Interview-Madelyn MarieInterview-Madelyn Marie Worst Concert EverWorst Concert Ever Interview - Tech N9neInterview - Tech N9ne Slug Bug ApocalypseSlug Bug Apocalypse Routine Oil ChangeRoutine Oil Change HotDamnTV's Big RaffleHotDamnTV's Big Raffle Beer Pong Fail - SummerBeer Pong Fail - Summer Portopong - Deleted ScenesPortopong - Deleted Scenes A Father's LegacyA Father's Legacy Sneaking Into Comic-ConSneaking Into Comic-Con Carls Jr Footlong BurgerCarls Jr Footlong Burger Worst Brother EverWorst Brother Ever Happy Father's Day!Happy Father's Day! Google Adsense MoneyGoogle Adsense Money Satan's MissionariesSatan's Missionaries Missionaries - BloopersMissionaries - Bloopers Help Your Sex Life!Help Your Sex Life! Immaculate ConceptionImmaculate Conception HotDamnTV @ Tonight ShowHotDamnTV @ Tonight Show TK's First RaveTK's First Rave Origin of the Common ColdOrigin of the Common Cold Crime Tutorial-Left on RedCrime Tutorial-Left on Red HotDamnTVs 2010 ResolutionsHotDamnTVs 2010 Resolutions Good Cop, Great CopGood Cop, Great Cop Lobster ChristmasLobster Christmas New Moon Trailer ParodyNew Moon Trailer Parody iPhone CommercialiPhone Commercial Comic Con Virgin - Part 3Comic Con Virgin - Part 3 Comic Con Virgin - Part 2Comic Con Virgin - Part 2 Megan Fox SextapeMegan Fox Sextape Epic Fail - John LandisEpic Fail - John Landis Epic Fail - Ryder/CarpenterEpic Fail - Ryder/Carpenter Real Life - SnipersReal Life - Snipers Inept 911 OperatorInept 911 Operator Brad's GarageBrad's Garage Brad's KitchenBrad's Kitchen Sarah McDowd <3 HotDamnTVSarah McDowd <3 HotDamnTV International RouletteInternational Roulette USA - The Smartest NationUSA - The Smartest Nation Crime Tutorial-Avoiding DUIsCrime Tutorial-Avoiding DUIs Crime Tutorial - Food StampsCrime Tutorial - Food Stamps Crime Tutorial - Free FoodCrime Tutorial - Free Food Michael Phelps Video DailiesMichael Phelps Video Dailies NorCal Is Hella GayNorCal Is Hella Gay The TrannyThe Tranny Almost Porn! 7Almost Porn! 7 Almost Porn! 5Almost Porn! 5 Almost Porn! 1Almost Porn! 1 Beer Pong FailBeer Pong Fail Egg Yolk In A Jar!Egg Yolk In A Jar! DouchebagsDouchebags Legalize PCP!Legalize PCP! Boris' Moving CompanyBoris' Moving Company Reefer - Feast of DeathReefer - Feast of Death Conan O'Brien CommercialConan O'Brien Commercial Lactose ToleranceLactose Tolerance The World's Angriest ManThe World's Angriest Man A Typical Day for ChrisA Typical Day for Chris A Motherfucking MontageA Motherfucking Montage Hobos!Hobos! Pimp My SandwichPimp My Sandwich The Origin of HotDamnTVThe Origin of HotDamnTV HotDamnTV's First Picture!HotDamnTV's First Picture!

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About Us

If you really want to know what we're all about, this video will give you a good idea. But if you're interested in where we come from, read on: Tom Keliinoi (TK) made the hit Almost Porn! series with Adam Rebottaro in Kansas City in 2006, and when TK moved back to San Diego he formed HotDamnTV with Alex in 2007. Today, with the additional help of Grant and few other low-lifes, HotDamnTV produces a webseries about craft beer called Crafty. We also occasionally still create original comedy blogs and videos, in the hopes of bringing delicious lulz to all the beautiful people in the United States (and parts of Australia, specifically the parts with Ava in them). HotDamnTV's brand of comedy is offensive to some people because of: incest jokes, animal cruelty, borderline racism, blasphemy, and constant drug references. This is because we used to be desperate attention-whores who will do literally anything for a laugh. Nowadays we're desperate attention-whores who are also drunk on craft beer.


Tom Kill-Illinoi

Tom Keliinoi (Creative Director)

TK recieved his B.A. in TV-Film from CSU Fullerton in 2009. He likes to live on the edge, and he's so cool that he listens to music that hasn't even been recorded yet. And that's right ladies, he's single. Favorite beer: Green Flash Hop Head Red

Alex "Don't Beat Me Up" Wolf

Alexander Wolf (Head Writer)

Alex can deadlift 435 pounds, kick your ass at Call Of Duty, and he's also very funny. One of his life goals is to be in a situation that requires him to dive into a body of water with a knife in his mouth. Favorite beer: HE DOESN'T DRINK WHAT A WEIRDO

GRONT POOLOS

Grant Paulis (Sommelier)

Grant almost has a Bachelor's Degree, but not quite. In our videos, he fights robots and sells drugs to undercover cops. Also he is a part-time veterinarian, and he is definitely not a real sommelier. Favorite beer: Stone Cali-Belgique IPA

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