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FAQ / Blog

Q: WHERE IS HOTDAMNTV'S BLOG!?!?!? I care so much!!!
A: We appreciate your enthusiasm. It's RIGHT HERE.
Q: What the hell is HotDamnTV? Why should I care?
A: We're a sketch comedy group based in southern California, and you should care because our videos are better than 90% of all the cancer on Youtube. Also our blog is funny.
Q: I see that Aaron Ryder, Russell Carpenter, John Landis, Edgar Wright, Madelyn Marie, Mega64, derrickcomedy, and Bob $tencil have all made cameos in your videos. Why aren't you guys famous?
A: Because Ben Savage, Megan Fox, and Josh Brolin teamed up to have us all blacklisted.
Q: Are you guys qualified to be making comedy lulz? Let's see some credentials.
A: TK has a Bachelor's in TV-Film and used to work at NBC and Girls Gone Wild, Alex was voted Class Clown senior year of High School, and Grant was on MTV's Next.
Q: That's not that impressive. Show me some more credentials or I'm leaving your website forever.
A: HotDamnTV has been seen on ABC Nightline, Youtube, Know Your Meme, Facebook, Reddit, Fark, Blogspot, Hulu, Digg, 105.3's Mikey Morning Show, Spiked Humor, Celebuzz,, Funny or Die, G4, and Yahoo! News.
Q: omg I was totally in that one video that you guys shot, when are you going to post it so I can show my friends lol?
A: Whenever we feel like it.
Q: I love it when you post original comics on your blog, but why don't you do it more often?
A: We're not talented enough to draw funny stuff consistently. For hilarious comics on a regular basis, go here.
Q: Is TK actually going to shoot a sex tape with Megan Fox?
A: It will require a little bit of extra paperwork, since Megan Fox is a SAG actress and all of HotDamnTV's videos are non-union, but it's doable. We're still waiting for Lorrie and Chuck (Fox's agents at ICM) to return our calls.
Q: What does the scouter say about your guys' power levels lol?
A: Last time we checked it was 8,999.


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About Us

If you really want to know what we're all about, this video will give you a good idea. But if you're interested in where we come from, read on: Tom Keliinoi (TK) made the hit Almost Porn! series with Adam Rebottaro in Kansas City in 2006, and when TK moved back to San Diego he formed HotDamnTV with Alex in 2007. For 5 years, we created original comedy blogs and videos, but the cutthroat nature of the internet sketch comedy game proved to be too violent for our tastes. Today, with the additional help of Grant and few other low-lifes, HotDamnTV produces a webseries about craft beer called Crafty. HotDamnTV is mostly TK doing whatever he feels like doing.

Tom Kill-Illinoi

Tom Keliinoi (Creative Director)

TK works camera/grip in Los Angeles. He likes to live on the edge, and he's so cool that he listens to music that hasn't even been recorded yet. And that's right ladies, he's single. Favorite beer: Deschutes Abyss


Grant Paulis (Sommelier)

Grant almost has a Bachelor's Degree, but not quite. He works on TV shows because he wants to someday have sexual intercourse with a pretty actress. Also he is a part-time veterinarian, and he is definitely not a real sommelier. Favorite beer: Pliny the Elder

Tysan's dad is John Travolta's stunt double. Isn't that wierd?

Tysan Budd (Camera Operator)

Tysan has his own website, so he's mostly shooting Crafty for fun. He's also TK's younger cousin and he goes full retard every day. Favorite beer: Firestone Double DBA

Alex "Don't Beat Me Up" Wolf

Alexander Wolf (Writer/Kettlebell Trainer)

Alex can deadlift 435 pounds, kick your ass at Battlefield 4, and he's also very funny. One of his life goals is to be in a situation that requires him to dive into a body of water with a knife in his mouth. Favorite beer: Coronado Scallywag Barley Wine


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