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FAQ / Blog
Q: WHERE IS HOTDAMNTV'S BLOG!?!?!? I care so much!!!
A: We appreciate your enthusiasm. It's RIGHT HERE.
Q: What the hell is HotDamnTV? Why should I care?
A: We're a sketch comedy group based in southern California, and you should care because our videos are better than 90% of all the cancer on Youtube. Also our blog is funny.
Q: I see that Aaron Ryder, Russell Carpenter, John Landis, Edgar Wright, Madelyn Marie, Mega64, derrickcomedy, and Bob $tencil have all made cameos in your videos. Why aren't you guys famous?
Q: Are you guys qualified to be making comedy lulz? Let's see some credentials.
A: TK has a Bachelor's in TV-Film and used to work at NBC and Girls Gone Wild, Alex was voted Class Clown senior year of High School, and Grant was on MTV's Next.
Q: That's not that impressive. Show me some more credentials or I'm leaving your website forever.
A: HotDamnTV has been seen on ABC Nightline, Gawwk, Youtube, Know Your Meme, Facebook, Reddit, Fark, Blogspot, Hulu, Digg, 105.3's Mikey Morning Show, Spiked Humor, Celebuzz, chanarchive.org, NBC.com, Funny or Die, G4, and Yahoo! News.
Q: omg I was totally in that one video that you guys shot, when are you going to post it so I can show my friends lol?
A: Whenever we feel like it.
A: We're not talented enough to draw funny stuff consistently. For hilarious comics on a regular basis, go here.
Q: Is TK actually going to shoot a sex tape with Megan Fox?
A: It will require a little bit of extra paperwork, since Megan Fox is a SAG actress and all of HotDamnTV's videos are non-union, but it's doable. We're still waiting for Lorrie and Chuck (Fox's agents at ICM) to return our calls.
Q: What does the scouter say about your guys' power levels lol?
A: Last time we checked it was 8,999.
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About UsIf you really want to know what we're all about, this video will give you a good idea. But if you're interested in where we come from, read on: Tom Keliinoi (TK) made the hit Almost Porn! series with Adam Rebottaro in Kansas City in 2006, and when TK moved back to San Diego he formed HotDamnTV with Alex in 2007. Today, with the additional help of Grant and few other low-lifes, HotDamnTV produces a webseries about craft beer called Crafty. We also occasionally still create original comedy blogs and videos, in the hopes of bringing delicious lulz to all the beautiful people in the United States (and parts of Australia, specifically the parts with Ava in them). HotDamnTV's brand of comedy is offensive to some people because of: incest jokes, animal cruelty, borderline racism, blasphemy, and constant drug references. This is because we used to be desperate attention-whores who will do literally anything for a laugh. Nowadays we're desperate attention-whores who are also drunk on craft beer.
Tom Keliinoi (Creative Director)TK recieved his B.A. in TV-Film from CSU Fullerton in 2009. He likes to live on the edge, and he's so cool that he listens to music that hasn't even been recorded yet. And that's right ladies, he's single. Favorite beer: New Belgium Hoptober
Alexander Wolf (Head Writer)Alex can deadlift 435 pounds, kick your ass at Call Of Duty, and he's also very funny. One of his life goals is to be in a situation that requires him to dive into a body of water with a knife in his mouth. Favorite beer: HE DOESN'T DRINK WHAT A WEIRDO
Grant Paulis (Sommelier)Grant almost has a Bachelor's Degree, but not quite. In our videos, he fights robots and sells drugs to undercover cops. Also he is a part-time veterinarian, and he is definitely not a real sommelier. Favorite beer: Stone Cali-Belgique IPA
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