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DID NOT FIND!welcome to hotdamntv, lolz
We're so glad you're here! We make internet-based comedy lulz in the form of video sketches and blogs. Watch and read them, and send them to your friends on Facebook (or Twitter if you're stupid).
FAQ / Blog
Q: WHERE IS HOTDAMNTV'S BLOG!?!?!? I care so much!!!
A: We appreciate your enthusiasm. It's RIGHT HERE.
Q: What the hell is HotDamnTV? Why should I
care?
A: We're a sketch comedy group based in southern
California, and you should care because our videos are better than 90% of all
the cancer on Youtube. Also our blog is funny.
Q: Was that really TK who asked Megan Fox to make a
sex tape at Comic Con '09?
A: Absolutely.
Q: omg I was totally in that one video that you guys
shot, when are you going to post it so I can show my friends
lol?
A: Whenever we feel like it.
Q: Are you guys qualified to be making comedy lulz?
Let's see some credentials.
A: TK has a Bachelor's in TV-Film and used to work at
NBC, Alex was voted Class Clown senior year of High School, Grant was on MTV's
Next, and Chris loves to party.
Q: I see that Aaron Ryder, Russell Carpenter, John
Landis, Edgar Wright, Dewaldt Hicks, Mega64, derrickcomedy, and Bob $tencil have all made cameos in your
videos. Why aren't you guys famous?
A: Because Ben Savage hates us. Also, we're not that
funny.
Q: Is TK actually going to shoot a sex tape with
Megan Fox?
A: It will require a little bit of extra paperwork,
since Megan Fox is a SAG actress and all of HotDamnTV's videos are non-union,
but it's doable. We're still waiting for Lorrie Bartlett and Chuck James
(Fox's agents at ICM) to return our calls.
Q: Why is there not more Grant in your videos?
A: Grant Paulis is a very busy man, constantly playing
Bejeweled, drinking cheap wine, and browsing /b/.
Q: What does the scouter say about your guys' power
levels lol?
A: Last we checked it was 8999, collectively.
Q: I love your Crime Tutorials, lolz. If I get food
stamps, can I buy live Maine lobster, filet mignon, and gourmet chocolate with
them?
A: Yes. And you should.
Q: Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
A: Tim Romo.
Videos
A Father's Legacy
Sneaking Into Comic-Con
Carls Jr Footlong Burger
Worst Brother Ever
Happy Father's Day!
Google Adsense Money
Satan's Missionaries
Missionaries - Bloopers
Help Your Sex Life!
Egg Yolk In A Jar!
HotDamnTV @ Tonight Show
TK's First Rave
Origin of the Common Cold
Crime Tutorial-Left on Red
HotDamnTVs 2010 Resolutions
Good Cop, Great Cop
Lobster Christmas
New Moon Trailer Parody
iPhone Commercial
Comic Con Virgin - Part 3
Comic Con Virgin - Part 2
Megan Fox Sextape
Epic Fail - John Landis
Epic Fail - Dewaldt Hicks
Epic Fail - Ryder/Carpenter
Real Life - Snipers
Sarah McDowd <3 HotDamnTV
Hobos!
Brad's Kitchen
Brad's Garage
International Roulette
USA - The Smartest Nation
Crime Tutorial-Avoiding DUIs
Crime Tutorial - Food Stamps
Crime Tutorial - Free Food
Michael Phelps Video Dailies
NorCal Is Hella Gay
The Tranny
Almost Porn! 7
Almost Porn! 5
Almost Porn! 1
Beer Pong Fail
Immaculate Conception
Douchebags
The Drug Song
The Origin of HotDamnTV
HotDamnTV's First Picture!
The World's Angriest Man
A Typical Day for Chris
Legalize PCP!
Boris' Moving Company
Nominal Racer
Inept 911 Operator
Big News!
Lactose Tolerance
Conan O'Brien Commercial
Reefer - Feast of Death
A Motherfucking Montage
Pimp My Sandwich
The Birthday Song
Contact Us
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About Us
If you really want to know what we're all about, this video will give you a good idea. The history behind HotDamnTV is this: Tom Keliinoi (TK) made the hit Almost Porn! series with Adam Rebottaro in Kansas City in 2006. When TK moved back to San Diego he teamed up with old high school chums Alex Wolf and Chris Madero, and in 2007 the three of them formed HotDamnTV. Together, they make blogs and videos, in the hopes of bringing lolz to all the college / high school kids in the United States, and parts of France (specifically the parts with Ava in them). They write, shoot and cut every video in-house, and the blogs are original as well. HotDamnTV's brand of comedy is offensive to some people because of: rape jokes, animal cruelty, borderline racism, blasphemy, and constant drug references. This is because they are desperate attention-whores who will do literally anything for a laugh.
Tom Keliinoi (Creative Director)
TK recieved his B.A. in TV-Film from CSU Fullerton in 2009. He likes to live on the edge, and he's so cool that he listens to music that hasn't even been recorded yet. And that's right ladies, he's single.
Alexander Wolf (Head Writer)
Alex can deadlift 435 pounds, kick your ass at Call Of Duty, and he's also very funny. One of his life goals is to be in a situation that requires him to dive into a body of water with a knife in his mouth.
Chris Teagno (Actor / Writer)
Chris used to ride the short bus with TK. (That's right, they were in Special Ed together, wanna fight about it?) He lives every day like it's his last, and he's totally bffs with Ben Savage.
Dan Beam (Webmaster)
Dan makes internets for Yahoo while simultaneously mouth-kissing the hottest actress/gymnast ever, because he's Superman. He scales mountains, and he once saved an entire South American village from fire ants using only a spoon and a glass of water.
Tim Romo (Rifle Expert)
Tim Romo has a 22-inch dick, and he could beat you in a fight. In his spare time, he gets pissed off and worships Ronald Reagan.
